Jokes

Icon	Joke	Answer
	Why did the chicken cross the playground?	Click me To get to the other side!
	What do you call a camel with three humps?	Click me Pregnant!
	Why did the dog sit in the shade?	Click me Because it didn�??t want to be a hot dog.
	Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?	Click me Because it was dead
	What do you call a bear with no ears?	Click me B
	What do you call a sleeping bull?	Click me A bulldozer
	What did the banana say to the dog?	Click me Bananas can�t talk.
	What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?	Click me Ouch!
	What song does a cat like best?	Click me Three Blind Mice.
	Why are cats good at video games?	Click me Because they have nine lives.
	Why are all the frogs around here dead?	Click me Cause they keep croaking!
	What was the first animal in space	Click me The cow that jumped over the moon.
	Can a kangaroo jump higher than a bus?	Click me Of course, a bus doesn't jump at all.
	How does an Octopus go to battle?	Click me Well armed.
	What is the snakes favorite subject?	Click me Hiss-story
	What do you call a pig who knows karate?	Click me Porkchop!