animals

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? Click me
To get to the other side!
What do you call a camel with three humps? Click me
Pregnant!
Why did the dog sit in the shade? Click me
Because it didn‚??t want to be a hot dog.
Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Click me
Because it was dead
What do you call a bear with no ears? Click me
B
What do you call a sleeping bull? Click me
A bulldozer
What did the banana say to the dog? Click me
Bananas canít talk.
What sound do porcupines make when they kiss? Click me
Ouch!
What song does a cat like best? Click me
Three Blind Mice.
Why are cats good at video games? Click me
Because they have nine lives.
Why are all the frogs around here dead? Click me
Cause they keep croaking!
What was the first animal in space Click me
The cow that jumped over the moon.
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a bus? Click me
Of course, a bus doesn't jump at all.
How does an Octopus go to battle? Click me
Well armed.
What is the snakes favorite subject? Click me
Hiss-story
What do you call a pig who knows karate? Click me
Porkchop!
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