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Why did the chicken cross the playground? | Click me To get to the other side! |
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What do you call a camel with three humps? | Click me Pregnant! |
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Why did the dog sit in the shade? | Click me Because it didnâ??t want to be a hot dog. |
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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? | Click me Because it was dead |
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What do you call a bear with no ears? | Click me B |
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What do you call a sleeping bull? | Click me A bulldozer |
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What did the banana say to the dog? | Click me Bananas can’t talk. |
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What sound do porcupines make when they kiss? | Click me Ouch! |
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What song does a cat like best? | Click me Three Blind Mice. |
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Why are cats good at video games? | Click me Because they have nine lives. |
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Why are all the frogs around here dead? | Click me Cause they keep croaking! |
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What was the first animal in space | Click me The cow that jumped over the moon. |
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Can a kangaroo jump higher than a bus? | Click me Of course, a bus doesn't jump at all. |
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How does an Octopus go to battle? | Click me Well armed. |
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What is the snakes favorite subject? | Click me Hiss-story |
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What do you call a pig who knows karate? | Click me Porkchop! |